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About Fourchinnigan

Like a cat in heat for breakfast

License Plate Frame of the Day

“Life is awesome
when you are radically saved”

True dat, sista. One of my greatest joys in life is eschewing the works of philosophers, theologians and scientists.
I don’t need them. I can get all my wisdom delivered in 10 words or less by license plate frames and bumper stickers.
I’m busy, people. I don’t have time for wordy enlightenment.

On a side note:
Today’s office excitement

On a side side note:
Milady’s new laboratory

SPAM

Who says SPAM is annoying?
Check out this gem I received today from Be A Man.
The Subject: Stop being embarassed

Satisfied Customers Testimonials

Jimmy —- 47, Male, UK
What you claim is wrong. My sperm volume didn’t
increase by 500%. It increased by ZILLION %

Sharon — Female, UK
My husband decided to try SPUR-M, and the results
are great! I just love it when it starts spurting out

Jose — 29, Male, USA
I cannot believe how good my semen has become. It is
a thick blob that shoots like a rocket. My wife says
she can feel the force with which my semen hits her
inside, which earlier she couldn’t even feel. I don’t
know about other customers but I am lovin it.

Michael — 41, Male, Hong Kong
I always dreamt of shooting like a porn star and I
can do it now, my girl cannot eat as much as I can shoot.

“My wife and I had been looking for a product to help
with boosting male fertility. I am happy to say that
test results have improved in the time I have been
using Spur-M (2 months). Thank you for your assistance,
and for the supply of Spur-M”
M. Rosenberg, NYC, USA

An initial response

I began reading Richard Dawkin’s The God Delusion this weekend.
So far, I mostly agree with many of his points and I am enjoying the treatise, yet I do have a reaction to his agnosticism rants in chapter two.

He states that many agnosts claim the ability to prove or disprove a god’s existence to be moot, that it reaches beyond the scope of science. Dawkin’s argument is that this should be a temporary form of agnosticism. That science advances and things we find beyond the scope of science quickly move into its realm. He cites the once believed inability to (ever) quantify the components of stars as an example. I do not disagree with this. I also do not disagree that at some point science may be able to provide an answer to a god’s existence within a small margin of error. Yet, I think it most probable larger hurdles will continually appear along that path.

Socrates is alleged to have said something to the effect of “I know that I do not know.” In essence, the more one learns, the more he/she becomes aware of what is unknown. Effectively, the more knowledgeable one is, the more ignorant he/she is as well. This seems aptly true in the world of science. Newton’s revelations about gravity answered many questions about the physical universe, but it created even more quandaries with its “discovery.” I doubt any suspected at the time that new branches of science would need to be created to further comprehend the most basic tenets of gravity. Quantum physics and Astrophysics both deal with a gravity foreign to Newton. His laws are practically useless in regards to the ridiculously enormous and unimaginably minute. Gravity behaves very differently between subatomic particles than it does on the human level and yet again differently between stars and galaxies. So too will it be with the quest for an ethereal creator.

As science continues to delve into the confounding principles of physics, our universe grows stranger, more complex, more alien. The possibilities of what can constitute an omnipotent god change and multiply. Most likely we are unaware of various physical laws that must be considered in making this decision. Perhaps, our entire concept of physics will shift as it has done in ages past. Maybe mankind will be eradicated long before making the necessary discoveries to prove or disprove supernatural creation. The physical world is not the only shaped by evolution. Collective thought, society, and science are as well. This is their strength.

There are no absolutes (foregoing change).
Yes I believe the probability of “no god” outweighs the possibility of “yes god.”
Yet, like Sagan, I reserve judgment until the facts are in.
That it is why when pressed by those that insist on classification, I still call myself “agnost.”

Revver Test-drive

I recently found out about Revver. Think YouTube, but less ugly. They also attach short ads to the end of videos you upload. Profits from the views are shared with the uploader. It sounds nice so I decided to give it a try. I’ve uploaded an old Flash cartoon of mine. If I like the way it works out, I’ll add more content in the future. Any of you other video folks might want to give it a try as well.

Requisite Love Day

We went to Xiomara in Pasadena to celebrate the retailer-beloved holiday* of egregious sweetness, Valentine’s Day. The dinner was delicious: Lobster bisque, Sea Bass, Rack of Lamb (please don’t read this PETA), mojitos and a raspberry-covered chocolate mousse covered in chocolate shavings in a chocolate heart-shaped bowl (that dessert alone caused Hershey’s stock to rise 6 points).
It was good and it should be paid off by Independence Day.

*Despite the lack of time off from work, Wikipedia refers to V-Day as a holiday.