San Diego & Tijuana
My girlfriend treated me to a weekend in San Diego. This included visits to the Zoo, Sea World, and Tijuana. We stayed in the lovely Bahia Inn in Mission Bay where swarms of birds invaded our porch to quarrel over remnants of our breakfast and proceeded to leave a minefield of green bird feces. It was fun.
Saturday afternoon we took a trip across the “biggest port of entry” into Tijuana Mexico. The streets were composed primarily of the following: an eaterie, a strip club, a miserable zebra-striped pony for photo ops, a pharmacy, a night club, and a gift shop. Repeat sequence to near infinity adding a stray intersection every few sequences. It was a hopping place. We visited two strip clubs. One of which was terrible. The second, on the other hand, was great except for two things: a terribly drunk obnoxious American that would not stop yapping even for a breath and the guy who sold us our drinks and tried to sneak off with the change. The girls made up for both of these factors. They were sexy and ballsy. One pulled me on stage, stripped me to nothing and tore my underwear to shreds. Another leaped upon my girlfriend’s lap and rubbed her naked body across hers while lifting my girlfriend’s shirt. This was a fun place.
Sea World is great. Lots of impressive animal performances and impressive habitats with fascinating sea creatures. Meeting and petting the dolphins was certainly one of the day’s high points. I was also quite fond of the penguins and arctic birds. Often throughout the day, I wished I could dive into these habitats and swim with the whales, dolphins, birds, etc.
The San Diego Zoo is also a nice place, although I always have mixed opinions about the concept of zoos, I enjoyed this one. The Hippo habitat was especially impressive. I have never found Hippo exhibits very interesting until this one. Sectioned glass allows you to peer into a roughly 6 feet deep pool where you can watch the hippos run across the pool bottom and interact. The ape habitats and aviaries are also very nice. They make you feel as if you are walking through a jungle with a conveniently paved sidewalk. These were just a few of many highlights of a very good weekend.