Rejoice!
What the internet world has been awaiting for a decade has come to pass.
You can all finally watch the cult favorite video from 1995:
The Adventures of Jimmy Peckerwood and Breakfast Sausage
It has been recut and “remastered” so it can assault the senses of a new generation.
Never fear, it is still as aesthetically ugly as that cold day in December when it was born.
CLICK below to watch it.
I spent the weekend at Comic-Con and now I’m back and exhausted, but not so much that I can’t at least post this:
After four years of Mass Transit and bumming rides, I am finally a car owner again.
For the first time ever, I am a new car owner.
Today I picked up my red Chevy Cobalt LS Coupe.
Please don’t let anything happen to it, Ancient Spirits of Evil and Tiki-Man.
Nice weekend in Vegas. Back in L.A. now.
Sometimes, we see things that seem more interesting than they probably are. In the best cases, we never learn the real story. Today, I saw something that fits in that category.
On the way home from work, I passed a Police car parked on Los Feliz. An officer was sitting in the driver’s seat watching his partner in the adjoining yard. The cop was intently staring down a squirrel a few feet away. The squirrel would slowly inch across the yard towards the next while the cop followed his actions with his head. It was as if the Police had been summoned to evict this trespassing troublemaker squirrel from some Suburban Innocents yard. Perhaps he was a drug-dealer or the occupant had a restraining order against this stalker rodent. The law aint screwing around any more. No one left behind!
Hats make me look like a dip.
Erika and I went to E3 two weeks ago.
Boredom is the new fun.
You have been informed.
Move along.
Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You’re transgressive, and you’ve got a seriously sharp ‘edge’–maybe too much for some folks. If they get you, people think you’re one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don’t, they think you’re an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgement, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected.
