Fucked Up News

My closest friend, Bryan, received some shitty news today. He stepped on something some time ago and it has infected one of his toes (the one next to the Big Toe). The doctor suspects the infection may have reached the bone. If this is the case, he will have that toe amputated this Friday.

He hopes that if he loses this toe the doctor’s can graft a claw or gold knub in its place. This is probably not the case.

Let’s hope he gets to keep the toe.

5 thoughts on “Fucked Up News

  1. mandalorian

    Is this real or a joke. If it's a joke I am going to have the biggest laugh of life because of those pictures. If not, I am a sick human being 🙂

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  2. ansitron

    His toe really doesn't look *that* bad. I hope he does all he can to keep it.
    I think I would miss any lost appendages. Replaced with a gold talon, or not.

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  3. freepablo

    My friend doesn't have a fingernail on his pinky toe. I gave him a half bag of Dorittos to see it because he wasn't showing anyone. So yeah, it was pretty funny.
    It sucks, but at least he's not losing an arm or a finger. You can laugh about having 9 toes someday, but you can't really tell a funny story about losing your thumb.

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