Eau de Toilet

The muses visited me today and I have foreseen the future. An amateur scientist will create a food supplement that causes fragrant feces and flatulence. One pill a day assures you nicely scented bowel movements up to three per day. Any more than that and you may need a higher dose. When releasing gas, you will fill the room with the sweet scent of honeysuckles or perhaps periwinkle. The choice is yours.

One thought on “Eau de Toilet

  1. Anonymous

    Mr. Firecracker
    That won't help much, people are still gonna know it's you and they're still gonna look at you like you're the anti-christ

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