Once upon a time, an AIM user who goes by the name Smelly Dead Goat told me a magical tale about a woman deep in debt who used the internet to defeat the monster that is financial slavery. Her name was Karyn.

I was a bit intrigued and being in a less than favorable financial situation myself, I sometimes thought of emulating her example. Thus, being on the brink of poverty has made me decide to do just that. I doubt I shall be as successful as she especially considering I can only advertise this so much without feeling filthy. Despite this, here she is: my page begging for money. Free me from debt, folks.